Awww crap! Kobi poor thing!

Reow! Reow-reow!!

Poor Kobi! Mommy tried to bleach Kobi's tiny spots on Kobi's body! Stinky bleaching cream! Poppy should know -- he sniffed it and licked a bit, and couldn't stand the taste. Serves Poppy right!

Reow! Reow-reow!!

But that was not the end of it. Then Mommy BATHED Kobi! *Whines pitifully*

Kobi does not like to be wet. Kobi does not like the echoey bathroom either, because Kobi's whines become more scary like banshee wails. Kobi also does not like how Mommy's voice becomes thunderous, even when Mommy is trying to pacify poor Kobi. *Whines* *Yawns into a sing-song*

And Mommy searched between Kobi's toes and found another KUTU. Itchy toes. Kobi hates KUTU.

Kobi will not wake up early to greet Mommy on Saturday mornings anymore! Those are dangerous times! Kobi will lie low like Poppy and pretend to sleep. Reow! Reow-reow!!