Who sez galz can't make the first woof!

Kaoz!! Snowie is in heat! Hear that?

SNOWIE IS IN HEAT!!!

Come get me boyz!!

It gives Snowie such a thrill to witness Poppy and Kobi fighting day and night over Snowie. It makes Snowie feel so special and desirable. Makes Snowie wanna purrrrr

Da humans don't know who's been getting to bonk Snowie. Was it Poppy? Was it Kobi? Has Snowie been two-timing and hooking up with 'em both dawgs?

All the humans know is that Poppy and Kobi get howlie and growlie at nitie and in the weeee hours of the morningie. And Daddy yells at us to shardarp! Mommy mostly sleeps through the boyz' antics now coz she's so zonked.

Juz a coupla half hours ago, Snowie wanted to offer a piece of Snowie to Poppy, acknowledging him as Alpha Male Doggie over Kobi-Kao. But no matter how Snowie strutted Snowie's stuff, parading Snowie's very fine ass and positioning it in Poppy's face, Poppy didn't make a move on Snowie. Acting da fool! Snowie gets mad!!

Not one to take rejection lightly, Snowie takes matters (of procreation) into Snowie's own paws. Snowie pulls herself up to full height (which, Poppy sniffed, isn't very much higher than Poppy's dogly shoulder) and places a paw seductively on Poppy's dogly shoulder.

Before Poppy can say 'shove off, biatch', Snowie has wrapped Snowie's limbs around Poppy's skinny waist and starts going at it doggy style! Snowie is Da Bomb! Snowie is Da Hermaphrodog!

Hey, don't knock Snowie juz coz this sista has her groove! Who sez galz can't make the first woof!