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We, the collective litter of PUPPIES, hereby decree that:

1. Puppies have rights.

2. Puppies have more rights than Big Dogs.

3. We have a right to more space than merely the kitchen.

4. We have a right to sink our razor-sharp little devil's teeth into Mother Dog for milk.

5. All trespassers into the kitchen shall have their toes gnawed off.

6. We have a right to pee where the Big Dogs sleep but far away enough from where We sleep.

7. Dog-toilet newspaper is a Puppy Toy for Our Chewing Pleasure.

8. Puppy poo is precious.

9. Playing in pee is ok.

10. Empty Coca-Cola bottles are great fun and We have a right to knock them about in the middle of the night.

11. Big Dogs may not be walked without Us.

12. We have a right to play with Our food.



We, the PUPPIES, would also like to take this opportunity to announce that we are going public, effectively today. We are putting a very limited four (4) lots of one (1) share each on the main board: Puppy1; Puppy2; Puppy3; and Puppy4.

Interested members of the public can purchase a copy of our Puppy Prospectus for just $20 from this website, which the PUPPIES have henceforth and herewith taken over as the New PUPPIES Blog Website.

Do not go to our spin doctors, because they will deny all rumours that We PUPPIES are going to take over the "happy lives of Poppy, Snowie & Kobi".


Yours sincerely,
Sam Jr., Esq.
SpokesPuppy