William - Freedom!! - Wallace

This is an announcement to denounce the lack of freedom for Us Puppies.

We hereby declare that We will not further tolerate being locked in the kitchen. We demand full access to all corners of the house for Our sniffing, chewing and peeing pleasure.

If you do not comply, we will bark Our yappity yaps and weeepity whines until your piteous human ears bleed.

Do not try to stop Us from climbing up the kitchen fence, as We will one day be able to chew through metal.

To you, the bad human who locks Us in, I say, on behalf of my fellow Puppies:

FREEDOM!!!!!!

Yours huffily,
Sam Wallace Jr., Esq.
SpokesPuppy