My Bonnie lies over the oceaaannnn

Arrrroooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!
Oh bring back my Bonnie to meeee!!!
Want you back! Want you back!
Somewhere out there, beneath the same big blue skyyyyy!!!
Why does the sun go on shining, why do the seas rush to shore!!!
Can't liiiiivvvveee!!! If living is without arrrhhhhooo-yooouuuu!!!


Kobi and I miss Snowie! Daddy's friend took her away from us a week ago, so that Daddy and Mommy can have some uninterrupted sleep. Kobi and I made sure to bark real madly to scare them into bringing her back, but Daddy just closed the kitchen gate on us and acted like we were silent whisperers!

Me and Snowie, we'd been keeping up the night-time activities! And Kobi has been barking his little beady-eyed head off with jealousy. He obviously hasn't read the 10 Commandmants: Sit, Stay and Don't Covet Your Buddy's Wife (or ass, if you're a fat woman.) Guess that's why Daddy decided to enlist Sgt-Maj Gerald for deportment help!

Kobi and I cried all night, wondering where Snowie had been shipped off to. We lay by the gate and made little howls, but Mommy and Daddy ignored us and slept like hogs! By the next morning, Kobi had hardly any voice left, he was literally meowing. I decided then, that misery doesn't need company, and curled up to get some shut eye, as like all living creatures, we need to move on in life. Can't keep looking at my wallet photo of Snowie and shedding tears over how I could have treated her better while she was still by my side.

But then... Daddy just got off the phone with Sgt-Maj Gerald!!

Daddy told Mommy that Snowie has been a really good girl and they all love her. They even let her roam the whole house at night! Ruff!! That's the way a dog's life should be! We should be free traverse the new frontiers! To sniff and chew on sight! Not locked in the kitchen to curl up in bed like a grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr kittykat.

Maybe we'll see Snowie soon?

Want-chew bark! Want-chew bark! Want-chew bark for good!!