We will have none of this nonsense!

The PUPPIES are strongly against animal enclosures of any kind.

Furry We came into this world,
furry We leave!

Whoops, sorry, that had nothing to do with Our protest of the day.

We hereby announce that we have staged a Sleep-In Protest against kitchen enclosures. Rise up, pets! Unite in yapping at the moon! We will not be caged! We will not be caged! We shall subvert the humans with toes! We shall attack at dawn and rise no more until the humans agree to throw down their fences and let us roam free!

Yours restfully,
HRH Tiny, Rottweiler the Turd,
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