You WILL buy me!

:: 081005 :: My name is Tiny. I'm the size of a rottweiler. I like to step into my food dish, and I used to like to pick poop up in my mouth.

I am the Spokes Puppy of the day.

My announcement for the day is:
I have opened adoption of humans for Myself, Tiny.
Humans interested in being adopted by Me may contact My temporary human and leave a S$350 non-refundable deposit. I will try you out, use you, and dump you. Or I may find that I like you and keep you.

That is all.

Yours adorably,
HRH Tiny, Rottweiler the Turd,
SpokesPuppy