Bad water! Bad shampoo! Bad bad!
We the Puppies are taking out Personal Protection Orders against all running water and soapy bubbly shampoo!
Any running waters or shampoos that come within 10 feet of us shall be peed on and thrown to the dogs! The big dogs! They do our bidding!
No more wetness or smelling nice! We will NOT stand for it!
Yours silky-furrily,
Dapples, Sovereign Queen Duchess Consort
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