The emperors' new clothes

For our friends who didn't get to see our spanking new wifebeaters.
Yes, Sammy and Freda, I totally agree about the stupid chickensuits. We ain't standup comics. We're four-legged JRTs!! Ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruff!


::120605:: Standoff between da dawgs from da 'hood.
Von Dog versus Adidog!!
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Who sez galz can't make the first woof!

Kaoz!! Snowie is in heat! Hear that?

SNOWIE IS IN HEAT!!!

Come get me boyz!!

It gives Snowie such a thrill to witness Poppy and Kobi fighting day and night over Snowie. It makes Snowie feel so special and desirable. Makes Snowie wanna purrrrr

Da humans don't know who's been getting to bonk Snowie. Was it Poppy? Was it Kobi? Has Snowie been two-timing and hooking up with 'em both dawgs?

All the humans know is that Poppy and Kobi get howlie and growlie at nitie and in the weeee hours of the morningie. And Daddy yells at us to shardarp! Mommy mostly sleeps through the boyz' antics now coz she's so zonked.

Juz a coupla half hours ago, Snowie wanted to offer a piece of Snowie to Poppy, acknowledging him as Alpha Male Doggie over Kobi-Kao. But no matter how Snowie strutted Snowie's stuff, parading Snowie's very fine ass and positioning it in Poppy's face, Poppy didn't make a move on Snowie. Acting da fool! Snowie gets mad!!

Not one to take rejection lightly, Snowie takes matters (of procreation) into Snowie's own paws. Snowie pulls herself up to full height (which, Poppy sniffed, isn't very much higher than Poppy's dogly shoulder) and places a paw seductively on Poppy's dogly shoulder.

Before Poppy can say 'shove off, biatch', Snowie has wrapped Snowie's limbs around Poppy's skinny waist and starts going at it doggy style! Snowie is Da Bomb! Snowie is Da Hermaphrodog!

Hey, don't knock Snowie juz coz this sista has her groove! Who sez galz can't make the first woof!

Mommy's brood

So, Mommy went to Phuket for a work trip. Everytime she goes overseas, she buys us these ridiculous costumes, like the chicken head ones from Japan.

But this time, she hit it spot on for our brudders' taste. She got me and Kobi doggy singlets! The Addidog one in Brazil's colours is for Kobi, while the Von Dog one with a touch of gold goes just perfectly with my colouring.

Snowie got nothing, but she did get to put on the chicken cape again.


::120605:: Mommy's brood.
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::120605:: I always knew Kobi was a little chicken...
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::120605:: Silly MOTHER HEN Kobi-kao!
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::120605:: Me, Pops, the Chick!
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::120605:: Snowie-cluck-cluck-woo
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::120605:: Mommy's brood.
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