Cool Bananas!

I don't know how much $3,951.78 really is, but I'm guessing it can buy me lots of greenies and bananas and fried chicken and squeaky toys! Erm wait. What's it mean that our dog blog is worth anything? Does it mean someone will buy our blog? HUH HUH!

My blog is worth $3,951.78.

Hey doggie friends, How much is your blog worth?

You WILL buy me!

:: 081005 :: My name is Tiny. I'm the size of a rottweiler. I like to step into my food dish, and I used to like to pick poop up in my mouth.

I am the Spokes Puppy of the day.

My announcement for the day is:
I have opened adoption of humans for Myself, Tiny.
Humans interested in being adopted by Me may contact My temporary human and leave a S$350 non-refundable deposit. I will try you out, use you, and dump you. Or I may find that I like you and keep you.

That is all.

Yours adorably,
HRH Tiny, Rottweiler the Turd,
SpokesPuppy

We will have none of this nonsense!

The PUPPIES are strongly against animal enclosures of any kind.

Furry We came into this world,
furry We leave!

Whoops, sorry, that had nothing to do with Our protest of the day.

We hereby announce that we have staged a Sleep-In Protest against kitchen enclosures. Rise up, pets! Unite in yapping at the moon! We will not be caged! We will not be caged! We shall subvert the humans with toes! We shall attack at dawn and rise no more until the humans agree to throw down their fences and let us roam free!

Yours restfully,
HRH Tiny, Rottweiler the Turd,
SpokesPuppzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

:: 041005 :: Sleep-In Protest

William - Freedom!! - Wallace

This is an announcement to denounce the lack of freedom for Us Puppies.

We hereby declare that We will not further tolerate being locked in the kitchen. We demand full access to all corners of the house for Our sniffing, chewing and peeing pleasure.

If you do not comply, we will bark Our yappity yaps and weeepity whines until your piteous human ears bleed.

Do not try to stop Us from climbing up the kitchen fence, as We will one day be able to chew through metal.

To you, the bad human who locks Us in, I say, on behalf of my fellow Puppies:

FREEDOM!!!!!!

Yours huffily,
Sam Wallace Jr., Esq.
SpokesPuppy

Yaapp Yaapp Oww Yapp!!

We, the collective litter of PUPPIES, hereby decree that:

1. Puppies have rights.

2. Puppies have more rights than Big Dogs.

3. We have a right to more space than merely the kitchen.

4. We have a right to sink our razor-sharp little devil's teeth into Mother Dog for milk.

5. All trespassers into the kitchen shall have their toes gnawed off.

6. We have a right to pee where the Big Dogs sleep but far away enough from where We sleep.

7. Dog-toilet newspaper is a Puppy Toy for Our Chewing Pleasure.

8. Puppy poo is precious.

9. Playing in pee is ok.

10. Empty Coca-Cola bottles are great fun and We have a right to knock them about in the middle of the night.

11. Big Dogs may not be walked without Us.

12. We have a right to play with Our food.



We, the PUPPIES, would also like to take this opportunity to announce that we are going public, effectively today. We are putting a very limited four (4) lots of one (1) share each on the main board: Puppy1; Puppy2; Puppy3; and Puppy4.

Interested members of the public can purchase a copy of our Puppy Prospectus for just $20 from this website, which the PUPPIES have henceforth and herewith taken over as the New PUPPIES Blog Website.

Do not go to our spin doctors, because they will deny all rumours that We PUPPIES are going to take over the "happy lives of Poppy, Snowie & Kobi".


Yours sincerely,
Sam Jr., Esq.
SpokesPuppy